ALL THE TIME.

eyefuckingcandy:

damnthatswhatshesaid:

It’s called Karma, Paul.

I needed this laugh.

omfg is this a real thing I am dying

WANT/NEED

WANT/NEED

carmelachipmunk:

alittlebitofdisneymagic:

Best parents ever.

itS FUCKING NARNIA HOLY SHIT

FUCKING FLAWLESS

carmelachipmunk:

alittlebitofdisneymagic:

Best parents ever.

itS FUCKING NARNIA HOLY SHIT

FUCKING FLAWLESS

How to keep Daniel Radcliffe grounded. (x)

awkwardvagina:

my guide to british desserts

tyleroakley:

Perfect reference.

theonlymatty:

I dreamed a dream in time gone by, when grades were high and fucks worth giving. I dreamed no test would make me cry, I dreamed that curves would be forgiving. Then I was young and unprepared, and A’s were made and used and wasted. There were no extensions to be begged, no nights unslept, no effort wasted. But the finals come at last, with their laughter soft as thunder, as they tear your grades apart, as they turn your dream to shame.

shubbabang:

I used to be so bad with accepting compliments that giving me compliments was like handing me a newborn

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post-apocalyptic-siren:

Ke$ha: aw H££ no

Ke$ha: thi$ party i$ lame enough a$ it i$. we don’t need $ome half-$haved animal cra$hing it.

Marinabot: ♡…

Florence: Kesha, don’t you think we should-

SkrilleX: ChillaX. I just came to get my bro back.

mau5sprite: wub wub wub wub wub wub! 8:D

Ke$ha: you mean the guy that $ay$ nothing but ‘wub’ all the time?

Ke$ha: $hit, you can have him back. he’$ alway$ creepin’ on me $ince we found him.

mau5sprite: wub wub 8:c

SkrilleX: He used to say more, but there was an aXident - he dropped the bass too hard and ended up like this.

mau5sprite: wub wub wub! 8:O

Florence: Oh, God! What is that dreadful sound they’re making?!

Marinabot: ♡ Is that supposed to be…music?

Ke$ha: it’$…

Ke$ha: it’$…..

Ke$ha: it’$ beautiful…

I’M DYING!